So You’ve Decided to Ruin Your Body: An FAQ into what we do

So you’ve made the decision to ruin your body. Congratulations on choosing BJJ to accomplish this task. To help you on your way to misery, we have compiled a list of frequently asked questions and issues to make sure that your anatomical destruction is not only efficient, but also does not result in you being labelled ,” a douche.”

1. Firstly, what do I need to know to make sure I’m not considered a douche?

    The mat rules are as follows:
  • Come to class with clean equipment and self (see question 5 for more info).
  • Make sure all nails are trimmed down (see question 5 as to why).
  • Do not walk outdoor footwear onto the mats, and make sure you wear footwear when walking away from the mats, especially into the toilets.
  • Apply all submissions SLOWLY and allow your partner adequate time to tap. If their pride is fucking with them that day, do not continue to break the limb, we need all the training partners we can get. Just move to a different position/submission and keep the flow going.
  • All twisting leg locks/toe holds/heel hooks and bicep/calf slicers to only be used by Blue Belts and above, unless expressly requested to be avoided.
  • Do not train ill.
  • If you NEED to train whilst injured, ensure you tell your partner first, and as a partner, do not target any injury intentional and try and work around their handicap.
  • Do not grab any less than 3 fingers and do not grab the toes.
  • No biting, spitting, eye gouging, fish hooking, groin grabbing, inserting appendages into orifices, hair pulling, or other dick moves.
  • Tap on your partner, not on the floor.
  • Do not get emotional/overly aggressive. It’s a game, relax.
  • Match your partner for intensity and be courteous with who you are rolling with. No one likes fighting an unnecessarily violent dick.
  • Be aware of your surroundings and environment. Always stop the roll if nearing another pair/the wall/mirrors/the ring/other obstacles. Do not get so focused on the roll that you ignore any of those things.

 

2. I don’t think I’m that fit, should I even start this?

BJJ is unlike any other physical activity you’ll come across in your life. No amount of running, cycling, swimming, weight lifting etc will prepare you for this. If you want to get fit for Jiu-Jitsu, unfortunately you need to do Jiu-Jitsu. Of course being strong etc does have its advantages, but we’ve crushed enough gym rats over the years to know it won’t save you in the beginning.

 

3. I have this (insert ailment here) to begin with, is that going to be an issue?

I’m not a doctor or physician so I am not able to give a correct diagnosis to begin with. Best bet is to ask your doctor before you start training. In regards to the actual sessions, the more physically taxing parts are entirely optional, so if you want to just drill and learn the art, you are more than welcome to. If you do want to light spar, that’s fine too. We aren’t training to be the next big thing in the UFC, we just want to have a little fun of an evening, so we are all extremely supportive of one another.

 

4. Will I get hurt?

Yes. Duh. This is a form of fighting. But you are a grown adult. You are under no pressure what so ever to come to these classes where injury is highly likely. We do our best to limit unnecessary injury such as a prior brief before every roll to look out for various obstacles in the room, who the new people are and who should be looked after. But at the end of the day, it is fighting and includes an awful lot of sparring. Knocks happen unfortunately. If they were that big of a deal however, the class would be empty. Obviously, it isn’t. It’s full of broken weirdos.

 

5. What other detrimental things could I get outside of an injury?

BJJ involves lots of close contact, and rolling around on the floor. Due to this, infections are a possibility. Likely candidates are Ringworm (a form of fungal infection) and Staph (a bacterial infection). Avoid training if you have either of these. The mats are cleaned regularly, and if everyone arrives clean, wearing clean gear, has short nails to limit scratches etc, and showers straight after training, infections will be a lot less likely to occur.

 

6. What’s the difference between Gi and No Gi?

The Gi is the pyjama like uniform some of us wear whilst training. It changes the structure of the game entirely because you are able to use the clothing as a weapon of sorts. You can either use your opponent’s Gi against them, or use your own Gi to assist you in your fight.

No Gi meanwhile is done in a rash guard and shorts/spats and does not allow clothing to be used as an advantage. We do not encourage one over the other and you are welcome to train in either or both.

You are more than welcome to find your own clothing (Gi or No Gi wear) online, or I can get you some at wholesale prices from a couple of reputable brands.

 

7. What about these belts I see people wearing? How do I go about getting those?

If you would like to progress through the rankings, you have to be training both Gi and No Gi, and competing. Promotions are free. You start as a White Belt. The following belts are Blue, Purple, Brown and Black. It takes approximately a decade to reach Black Belt.

 

8. I’ve found XYZ gym as well that teaches XYZ martial art, can I cross train there as well as doing BJJ?

You can train wherever the hell you like, we are all adults and we can choose to do what we wish. Heck, we can even help you find places to train. The only thing that does apply is that if you want to represent Fighting Fit in other gyms or in competition, that your rank and affiliation is agreed to by me first. If you have been promoted by another instructor in BJJ, then unless you have asked me about moving your rank to Fighting Fit and say will only be promoted by me, then you unfortunately cannot represent Fighting Fit. Still welcome to train, just your team affiliation is not with us.

 

9. Competitions? What do they involve?

With BJJ being a sport, there are competitions you are welcome to enter. They are not mandatory and you are not forced to enter, but they do add an extra dimension to this game. On average the prices are £20-£40, they are held around the UK/Europe/World, and you compete in divisions of experience and weight categories, in either Gi or No Gi.
Fun fact: I had 3 sessions before my first competition. I had actually signed up before I’d had a single session. Obviously I had all manner of shit kicked out of me, but it hasn’t done me any harm…

 

10. I keep getting my ass kicked, what can I do to change this?

I like to refer to a circle of life, or a food chain as you will. When you start, you’re at the bottom of the food chain, and you’re gonna get the shit kicked out of you. Bad times. This is important though because this is how you learn your defence, mostly through the conscious recognition that “I do not like this, how can I prevent it from happening.” A few months down the line, someone new will start at the bottom of the food chain and they will have no idea what is happening. On these people you practice your offences, learning how to control and submit your prey. Eventually your defences become good enough that the people who used to mess you around, can’t anymore, and you can actually fight back with offences you picked up from beating the weaker and less skilled. This is how we progress. Everyone started at the bottom, you’re just the new card at the bottom of the deck. Again, bad times. But don’t be disheartened, some idiot will join soon enough and you won’t be the whipping boy/girl any more (not you though, you weren’t an idiot).

 

11. How is this different to the average Martial Art?

If you have already attended a class, you have probably been able to tell that the structure is quite relaxed. I’m not called Sensei, there isn’t any bowing, all the techniques are in English and the rank structure has no real bearing inside the gym walls. It is a more adult approach to an area of physical activity that is stereotypically reserved for children and the socially awkward. We know what we are doing is pretty much combat cuddling in spandex or pyjama, there’s no need to add to the stigma by pretending we are from feudal Japan and murder our way through speaking their language. At the end of the day, you’ll be shown some cool shit that you can either incorporate into your game or ignore entirely, then you get to go beat someone up. That’s pretty rad if you ask me.

 

Any other questions, ask away. I’m mostly sure I won’t laugh at you.

Chris

FREE Brazilian Jiu-Jitsu Classes – All January

We love BJJ. We think it may be the best thing in the world. Ever. We are so sure of how awesome it is, for the month of January, any newcomers to our classes can train completely free.

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There’s no catch what so ever. We don’t want you to sign up to anything. Give us your details. We don’t even expect you to learn our names.

Heck I’ll even be up front with you now on the class prices come February. They average about £5 per session.

BJJ to us is pretty damn spectacular. So awesome in fact that we can barely even contain our excitement on this page. The only thing we can do to get it across to you is let you come and try it for free.

_facebook_1451609671489It’ll take a couple hours out of your evening. That works out about 8% of your day if you include some travel time. For something that won’t cost you a penny.

I can yadda yadda yadda about getting fit and learning to defend yourself and what not, but every Martial Arts club says that.

You’ll get both of those things just through the training. You won’t need to do hundreds of jumping jacks or push ups, and we won’t sound like paranoid lunatics saying “You’ll get attacked by huge groups of drunks in bars!” (honestly that stuff makes us laugh. It’s 2016 England, not 1980s Robocop).

There’s no bowing. You don’t need to learn a new language. You can wear what you like to classes (full body spandex included). There’s no membership charge and no charge for gradings.

Anyway, this is what we got up to in 2015, and hopefully we get to meet you soon 🙂

Contact us to find out more here. Or just come down to any class. I won’t recognise you, so I just won’t charge you.

Stone Fighting Fit Gym:
Monday 18:00 – 19:30
Wednesday 18:15 – 19:30

Stafford Active Arts Gym:
Thursday 18:00 – 19:30 (Women’s Only)
Friday 18:00 – 19:30 & 19:30 – 21:00

 

YOUR Martial Art Sucks! Why It’s Dangerous to Teach People to Swim Without Water

Below is the opinion of Fighting Fit Brazilian Jiu-Jitsu Coach Chris Paines, so take all your fury out on him.

If you’re reading this and wondering if I’m referring to the art that you do, it’s probably safer to assume that I am.

Let me set the scene. Imagine you want to go out and learn some life saving swimming skills because there are rivers and lakes near to where you live,  and you want to able to save your life or a loved ones life should there be a tumble into the water. You do a Google search and find a local club teaching the very life preserving lessons that you want, taught by a Professor of Aquatic Preservation from the Council of Atlantic Floating Deities (damn they MUST know their stuff). You turn up, and see someone standing before you in nothing but a pair of Speedo’s and goggles. They take you through a talk about what they teach WILL save your life because freak waves are very common and by the time you’re done, you’ll be the equivalent of an Olympic Level swimmer. They then take you over to a table, which you then lie upon and the next hour is spent imitating the movements that you will need should the worst happen. You ask when you will get a chance to actually get into some water, like a pool, and try out what you have learned, in a controlled but live environment. Instead you are rebuffed, informed that water is simply too dangerous. But you shouldn’t be alarmed, because every few months, you can pay to be tested in what techniques you have learned so far, allowing you to learn more advanced techniques afterwards, on your way to Olympic proficiency.

Sound dumb to you?

Now I’ll change the perspective slightly. You believe outside your door is a big bad world filled with big bad people, so you want to learn some self-defence because should you or a loved one be attacked one day, you want to be able to stay safe. So you do a quick Google Search and find someone that advertises the exact lessons you’ve been looking for, taught by a Master Sensei from the Ancient Oriental Martial Arts Council. You turn up and see someone before you in a crisp white Gi and Black Belt. They take you through a talk about what they teach you WILL save you should you have an altercation because attacks are all too regular in this day and age. You then partner up and practice these techniques in a fully compliant manner. You ask when you will get a chance to actually try out these techniques in a fight, like sparring, a controlled but live environment. Instead you are rebuffed, informed that these techniques are simply too dangerous to try sparring. But you shouldn’t be alarmed, because every few months, you can pay to be tested in what techniques you have learned so far, allowing you to learn more advanced techniques afterwards, on your way to Black Belt proficiency.

Yeah, that’s how dumb it all sounds to us too. So let’s try this once more.

Instead of going to the Aquatic Preservation club/Ancient Oriental Self Defence dojo, you go down your local swimming baths/combat sports gym. The instructor tells you that they will teach you to swim/box/grapple etcthat they regularly attend swim meets/competitions, and regularly race/spar against each other. They don’t mention anything about freak wave survival/street attacks, but that’s fine. You climb into the shallow end/boxing ring/mats, and you do some practice. At the end, they have you swimming some lengths/sparring, and you see how useful what you’ve learned already is. Yeah, you’ve got a bit wet/bruised, and your muscles are sore, but you’ve done some swimming/fighting, and isn’t that what you wanted? You ask if there are any exams or gradings, and the instructor tells you, there is if you wish there to be, but that it won’t be on the amount of techniques you know, instead on how well you hold yourself in the pool/sparring that will dictate your level.

So who survives in the FREAK wave accident, the person from the Aquatic Preservation club, or the person who was doing some swimming down the local pool? One trained for that very scenario in a dry environment, the other one got wet but was swimming for sport.

Some stuff to consider when choosing to do Martial Arts. There is NO strict governance. If YOU actually wanted to invent your own Martial Arts Council, and Style, call yourself the grand 10th Dan Master of it, put on a Gi and buy a Black Belt, and teach people down your local community centre in techniques you saw on TV and Youtube, there is really no lawful reason you can’t. No one would know any the wiser because neither you nor them actually has to see these techniques in proper use. But this is where the sport based arts become the safe bet. Like the swimming analogy, you can see the techniques in action, in a live setting, trained at full speed in a resisting environment. Combat sports don’t specifically teach for self defence, they teach to spar and compete, but them in an adverse situation, and I know where to put my money.

You’ll also know how good you are, not by the colour of your belt or how well you can demonstrate the techniques in a non-stressed environment, but how you perform in competition and sparring against ATTACKING opponents. People who want to genuinely stop you. Anyone can punch thin air and believe it’ll work when they need it, but that ignores all the nuances of how hard a head is to hit, or how fast it can dodge and move. Only frequent practice and sparring will allow you to learn that. In other words, you need to get wet.

You may wonder how these snake oil salesman get away with this, or why they do it in the first place. Some actually believe what they teach will work, simply because at one point they were a student, and they’ve never really had to use it since. There are ample examples of people being proven otherwise on Youtube.

 

But some also know that it won’t work, and they are allowed to continue through general ignorance. They are being paid to teach people to swim without even using water, and it is the lack of understanding coupled with an almost expected mysticism of Martial Arts that means people don’t question what they are being taught.

And this is why it’s dangerous. There are dozens of places in every town professing to teach people how to defend themselves, people will take that at face value, look at their belt, and have that false sense of security of safety. The world is not as dangerous as you are told. It is a lot safer than at any time in our collective history. But that doesn’t mean these things won’t sometimes happen, and being armed with nonsense is almost more dangerous than knowing nothing at all, because at least the person with no input might use more common sense and avoid the situation altogether.

You need to feel the stress and adrenaline dump of confrontation, the rush, the feeling of energy leaving your muscles in an instant, and the immense tunnel vision that can only come from intense confrontation. Without the practice to deal with those feelings, how do you know how you’ll react when the proverbial does hit the fan? Fighting itself is also VERY physical. Just like how swimming requires cardio and athleticism, so does fighting. But doing press ups and jumping jacks improves your ability to swim approximately as much as they will improve your ability to fight, as in not-a-great-deal. To get better at each of those, you actually need to do them.

SOME places do teach competent self-defence, but they are few and far between, and do deserve your scrutiny when you visit. The safer bet is the place where people congregate to punch, kick, throw, strangle, and submit each other. They may seem gritty and pretty brutal places, but swimming pools are filled with voids of murderous water (‘cuz drowning sucks), and people visit them readily.

This is not to say Combat Sports are the saviour of Martial Arts from the charlatans that are out there. But they are considerably more honest and up front about their potential and their limits. The lessons are geared towards improved sporting prowess, through increased athleticism and superior technique, not spending every session shoving the “what ifs” of violent urban confrontation down your throat.

A frequent argument is that sporting arts are unrealistic and that self defence techniques like groin strikes and eye pokes are not only more likely to succeed but also cannot be trained due to their inherent danger. A response to that would be that they are dangerous to drill, but if you need to pay someone to teach you to go for those zones, then that’s the same as paying someone to tell you to not breath in when your head goes underwater. A competent sports martial artist is going to understand distance, timing, weight distribution, and body mechanics an awful lot more, and those techniques are still available should they need them. They’ll just happen to be sitting on their assailant when they attempt them.

I understand the above video is a rather extreme example, but it is not too dissimilar to being told to fall down because the demonstrated technique WILL hurt when put on fully and being conditioned to react a certain way. Effective arts and techniques should be allowed to be held up to scrutiny. Like I mentioned at the beginning of this article, there are no true governing bodies out there making sure terrible arts don’t make it into our towns, so there has to be a self governance between all arts.

IF you do want to still take up Martial Arts that have no real defensive value, then be honest with your intentions. It’s fine to be interested in the art, the forms, the culture and the history of what you are learning. But understand that it is just that, art…

It is not fighting…

New Years Resolutions: Why You Should Be Fighting in 2015

A few years ago, I was considered rather unfit and over weight. I did no sport or exercise what so ever, and pretty much lived on a diet of junk food whilst sitting in front of a computer (hands up if you’re familiar with this situation). I had partaken in some martial arts for a large portion of my life prior to that, but after suffering a freak injury, fell into some bad habits and gave the whole thing up. So how did I get back to health?

I had tried to get fit just by going to the gym, but motivation is a cruel and fleeting mistress, and if you have little to no idea on what you should do or how to do it, that can quickly fall by the wayside.

Through a series of conversations with various people,  they informed me of Fighting Fit Combat Sports and a class they taught out of there that focused solely on Grappling. I would say dragging myself out to that first lesson pretty much saved my life. Therefore, with my own experiences as a guide, I’ll detail out why Combat Sports such as grappling, Brazilian Jiu-Jitsu, and striking arts such as kickboxing, can help with that drunken promise you made on January the 1st to make this year the year you became fit.

You are surrounded by people moving in the same direction.
The first pitfall when taking up fitness at a gym is despite it being packed full of people, especially in January, it is a very lonely place. Everyone has their earphones in, on separate machines, doing their own little work out in their own little world. Apart from perhaps training with a gym buddy, you become very aware that if you don’t appear one day for your usual work out, will anyone notice? P1100294_2Eventually you may not feel bad for missing the odd session, which eventually becomes a few sessions, until those trainers and tank tops are hiding deep in the furthest corner of your bedroom, and you’re back where you started by June. I was trapped in this exact same cycle. Starting in a Combat Sport you become surrounded by people who want the same as you. Fitness, technical proficiency, weight loss, muscle gain, agility and flexibility, these are all traits that fighters (how else should we describe such folk) want to gain and improve. Being involved in such a community, people will care about your health and attendance, because instead of being in a room with strangers, you’re in a room filled with friends and peers. People who will miss you when you don’t attend, and you’ll miss in return.

Fitness is a side-effect of training.
In Combat Sports, you will sweat, you will become exhausted, and you will get fitter. What you don’t realise just yet is that all this is a side-effect. Like I said at the beginning, I joined on to the grappling class. Grappling and Brazilian Jiu-Jitsu in particular are very cerebral sports, utilising and learning thousands of techniques to be able to subdue and submit your opponent, and you have ample time to perfect those techniques in sparring. 479065_365202233543303_1117242555_oSuddenly, the class isn’t about getting fit, it’s about doing well in sparring and competition. You forget that 30 minutes of sparring is the equivalent of running 5-6 miles, or that you have indeed done that much exercise, because you become obsessed with the game itself. It isn’t until a month or 2 down the line that you notice your jeans fit better and you look better in tight T-Shirts, and you wonder when or how the hell that happened. The best way I can describe working out in a gym is it’s maths with weights and machines. The adding of calories burned on cardio exercises plus reps of weights multiplied by sets, it’s counting with heavy things. Combat Sports deliver a better workout, and you literally forget it’s even happening.

Your reason for getting fit changes.
Being fit, for me, used to purely be for aesthetic reasons, which in fact is one of the hardest ways of staying motivated. I wanted to just be slimmer and more muscular. Now, the way I look at being fit is because I want to be better at my sport. I now visit the gym to be stronger and increase my endurance so I do better in sparring. I frequently attend yoga and pilates classes so I have improved flexibility and agility for when I am training in class. And I eat healthily to make sure I have energy for long grappling sessions and so I fit into my chosen weight bracket when competing. Becoming addicted to a Combat Sport can result in you making purposely amendments to your lifestyle to become a better person. P1100298_1There’s a reason boxers are always seen road running, or Mixed Martial Arts fighters are lifting weights in the gym. It isn’t because they want to necessarily run or look muscular, it’s because they want to be the best they can be. Now that doesn’t mean you have to be the next Champion of the World, because even beating a rival in the gym during sparring can make you want to add 10 press-ups to your day. This is not to say that you HAVE to go to the gym to be good at fighting, but it certainly changes your perspective on going there.

Combat Sports keep you coming back.
As I have already alluded to so far in this article, joining onto a a fight-based club can make changes to your overall lifestyle, and result in you becoming fit without even noticing. This is where Combat Sports come into their own. Say you have been to the gym and eating well, and you have finally come close to your original target. Now what? This is where a lot of people will yo-yo through being fit and then letting things slide till they are unhappy again, rinse and repeat. 305176_10150354333271394_668122756_nOnce you are happy inside a fighting style of martial arts, and your goal has changed, you’ll end up staying around and sticking to it. So far, it’s been 6 years since I walked through those doors, and I have yet to take a week off. Meaning I have kept fit, active, and eating well, for over half a decade. I know for a fact that if I had just tried to maintain it on my own by going the gym, I would have ended up carrying on in those awful cycles. All of this is down to once you are involved in a class such as those previously mentioned, there are a multitude of reasons to stick around. From the friends you’ll make inside the group, to the constant learning and evolving of your technique, the friendly rivalries that you’ll find in sparring, and possibly even the will to win in competitions, you’ll simply forget that once upon a time, you actually walked through those doors to get fit.

So if you did resolve that this year would be YOUR year, maybe it’s time to think out side of the box on how you’ll get there. Maybe following the linear path of “lifting, running, and salad” doesn’t always work. Combat Sports aren’t just places where thugs gather to beat each other up. They are places for anyone, regardless of background, to take part in one of the best kept secrets of exercise. The one where you don’t even realise it.

 

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Christmas Timetable – Fighting Fit BJJ & Grappling

Don’t think you are all getting off lightly this Christmas. The regular classes may be affected, but there will be plenty of ad hoc sessions throughout the season. Check the Facebook for updates on all sessions as they become available. During Christmas week (23-26/12/2014) there will be no regular classes. The last full session will be Friday the 19th. Main classes will then restart on Friday the 2nd of January.

Like I mentioned, there will be ad hoc day time classes so stay tuned to the Facebook, because 2 weeks without any form of grappling is beyond cruel.